I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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