why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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