Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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