Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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