dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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