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im drinking this country out of the recession.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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