On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I think my fart just growled at me.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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