id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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