Your mouth is God's brothel.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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