Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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