god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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