Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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