So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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