it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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