I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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