All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
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being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
You don't make any sense
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