My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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