Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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