He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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