just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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