Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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