I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
i think i just lost a toe
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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