Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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