Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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