So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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