My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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