i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
they need to just BURY HIM!
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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