yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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