GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Randomize
