dude i'm inner monologue high
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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