so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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