it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
what if I'm pregnant?
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Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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