so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Enjoy the penises
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Randomize
