yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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