Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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