You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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