I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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