Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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