are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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