Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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