Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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