I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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