do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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