I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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