I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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