Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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