So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Buhtt sex?
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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