I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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