found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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