Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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