Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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