I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
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