my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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