Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
