Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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