what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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