I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
My ATM looks so different sober.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
i believe in u and ur pee
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