love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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