He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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